James Koehler Jr. is a third-year creative writing major at Bowling Green State University, and is currently unpublished anywhere but here. In addition to writing YouTube videos and (working on) writing and directing a video game, James writes and illustrates webcomics. Links to these creative endeavors, alongside ways to reach him, can be found at https://linktr.ee/jameskoehlerjr. He can also be contacted at email@example.com. James recommends Fight Colorectal Cancer.
“...and upwards of 10,000 have died in a Goliath attack in Chicago. Exact numbers will be posted soon, as--” The newscaster put her hand to her ear. “This just in! Famous star, Jordan Culler, was recently convicted of peddling drugs across the border, and…”