Mbrako Ormo Koncept

Friends, I am delighted to announce that I have snagged a paid gig writing some copy and providing images for some online advertisements for Mbrako Ormo Koncept’s upcoming international campaign.

 

Below are a few of my ideas. I think they capture the vibe and the target market quite effectively, but I invite constructive feedback from fellow creatives.

 

Mbrako Ormo Koncept

Feeling is real.

Telo mkrazi ben. Mbrako niz aluf.

Always with feeling.

Image:
A Caucasian nuclear family emanates healthy positivity and family values. Mbrako Ormo Koncept is very family friendly.

 

Mbrako Ormo Koncept

Ntenga aluf inspezai. More Sexy.

Ntenga abenja malas stasi.

Always, and every day, let lane.

Image:
A group of attractive young professional women enjoy cocktails. Remember females make up a significant proportion of Mbrako Oromo Koncept’s target demographic.

 

Mbrako Ormo Koncept

Have? Or not have? Mbrako Ormo Koncept.

Bliko asho, tunzh vlat. Activate maximum vibe.

Inspeza ntenga. Have is best.

Always with feeling, Mbrako Ormo Koncept!

Image:
A sage old African Doctor ponders wisely. Peak Mbrako Oromo Koncept.

 

Mbrako Ormo Koncept

Dedenya aluf mitt luxurious tendency.

Always more ashaanti!

Ntenga abenja malas stasi. Ntenga abenja stuul.

Always, and everyday, let lane. Mbrako Ormo Koncept will prove worthy.

Image:
A svelte middle aged Asian woman beams benevolently at the camera. She is festooned with expensive jewellery. Chef’s kiss Koncept!

 

Always the feeling! Mbrako Ormo Koncept.

Bliko asho tunzh vlat aluf. Superior makes strong!

Every day is more let lane! Mbrako Ormo Koncept.

Image:

A group of young people in sportswear emanate joyful enthusiasm. Mbrako Ormo Koncept is supreme enjoy!

 

Let lane! Mbrako Ormo Koncept.

Ntenga aluf inspezai. More Sexy.

Telo mkrazi ben. Mbrako niz aluf.

Let lane every day! Always! Let lane!

Image:
A well dressed beautiful young Arabic man with piercing blue eyes looks seductively at the camera. Never forget, Mbrako Ormo Koncept is very, very sexy.

 

Mbrako Ormo Koncept Finite State Machine Slogan Generator 0.1 (in Python)

 

----- BEGIN PYTHON CODE -----

# Mbrako Ormo Koncept Finite State Machine (FSM) for generating propaganda

import random

class MbrakoOrmoKonceptFSM:
   def __init (self):
       # Define states related to Mbrako Ormo Koncept philosophy
       self.states = [
           "Feeling", "Engage", "Let Lane", "Maximum Vibe",
           "Trust Future", "More Sexy", "Activate", 
           "Expansion"
       ]

       # Define transitions between states
       self.transitions = {
           "Feeling": ["Engage", "Maximum Vibe", "Let Lane"],
           "Engage": ["Let Lane", "More Sexy", "Trust Future"],
           "Let Lane": ["Maximum Vibe", "Activate", "Expansion"],
           "Maximum Vibe": ["Trust Future", "Feeling", "Engage"],
           "Trust Future": ["Activate", "More Sexy", "Feeling"],
           "More Sexy": ["Expansion", "Let Lane", "Trust Future"],
           "Activate": ["Expansion", "Feeling", "Maximum Vibe"],
           "Expansion": ["Feeling", "Let Lane", "More Sexy"]
       }

       # Start in a random state
       self.current_state = random.choice(self.states)

def generate_propaganda(self, num_lines=5):
    """Generate a set of propaganda lines based on FSM state transitions."""
    propaganda = []
    for _ in range(num_lines):
        phrase = self.generate_phrase()
        propaganda.append(phrase)
        self.current_state =
random.choice(self.transitions[self.current_state])
       return "\n".join(propaganda)
   def generate_phrase(self):
       """Generate a propaganda phrase based on the current state."""
       phrases = {
           "Feeling": [
               "Mbrako Ormo Koncept! Always with feeling!",
               "Feeling is real. Mbrako Ormo Koncept is most have!",
               "Telo mkrazi ben. Always the feeling!"
           ],
           "Engage": [
               "Voov is plus engage! Mbrako niz aluf.",
               "Inspeza ntenga! Always more ashaanti!",
               "Activate maximum engage. Trust is future!"
           ],
           "Let Lane": [
               "Let lane! Let lane! Let lane!",
               "Always, and every day, let lane! Mbrako Ormo Koncept will prove worthy!",
               "Let lane every day! Always! Let lane!"
           ],
           "Maximum Vibe": [
               "Activate maximum vibe! Bliko asho tunzh vlat!",
               "More sexy, more vibe! Ntenga abenja malas stasi.",
               "Mbrako niz aluf. Expansion is trust."
           ],
           "Trust Future": [
               "Trust is future. Future is trust.",
               "Bliko asho tunzh vlat aluf. Superior makes strong!",
               "Mbrako Ormo Koncept leads the way!"
           ],
           "More Sexy": [
               "More Sexy. Always, always more!",
               "Mbrako Ormo Koncept is, in fact, very, very sexy.",
               "Ntenga aluf inspezai. More Sexy!"
           ],
           "Activate": [
               "Activate maximum engage. Trust is future!",
               "Inspeza ntenga. Have is best!",
               "Always more ashaanti! Activate now!"
           ],
           "Expansion": [
               "Mbrako Ormo Koncept expands always!",
               "Expansion is trust. Have is best!",
               "Always with more most! Never less, only more."
           ]
       }
       return random.choice(phrases[self.current_state])

# Example usage: Generate propaganda output

if __name__ == "__main__":
   fsm = MbrakoOrmoKonceptFSM()
   propaganda_output = fsm.generate_propaganda(num_lines=7)
   print(propaganda_output)

----- END PYTHON CODE -----

 

- Ok, but why the Mbrako Ormo Koncept?

 

- Why not? Any way there is no “the” it is just Mbrako Ormo Koncept

- Ok “Mbrako Ormo Koncept”… I get “why not?”… I mean that’s kind of the point isn’t it?

 

… there, you see…

 

- yeah - no - I’m asking why those particular three words…

 

- well… it is pretty obvious…

 

- yeah. Clearly. Just fucking tell me..

-  ok. We start at the end ok… Koncept with a K… it’s obvious what it means… but it looks like it could be maybe German or Eastern European or Russian or Greek or Turkish even… but it also looks like it could be the kind of misspelling of shit you see on posters and packaging all over Asia - you know the kind of shit where it says stuff like “Unique Koncept is premium!”… so… Koncept with a K… we kinda get what it means but it could come from anywhere right? … it is kind of “non-local”, right?… like the quantum shit you go on about…

 

- ok. So we got Koncept….

 

- so - now we go back to the beginning. Mbrako. What the fuck is that? Nobody knows right? … can be its from Africa, maybe… or Indonesia, or Eastern Europe… again, it’s nonlocal…. But it is strong… it feels like it could be important, but nobody knows what the fuck it is… and then you put it with Koncept… fuck! We are onto something big!

 

- I get you… so what about Ormo?

 

- yeah, Mbrako Koncept didn’t feel quite right… it is kind of missing something… it needs something else… so, I just stuck “Ormo” in the middle… it was the first thing that I thought of… and it kinda seemed to fit…
- ok…
- So there you have it… the Mbrako Ormo Koncept…
- Thought you said there was no “the”
- Ok. Whatever. Mbrako Ormo Koncept… anyway fuck you..
- Yeah… fuck you back, Frenchman…

 

- Yeah …. You want another beer?
- Sure…
- One thing though…
- Yeah?

 

- Were we really just back in East Berlin? In the nineteen-fucking-seventies?
- How the fuck would I know?
- Mbrako Ormo Koncept…
- Yeah. Mbrako fucking Ormo Koncept…