Kris Bluth lives in Eugene, Oregon with his wife and daughter. He's a regular contributor to Groundwaters and among the other places his work has appeared have been Clean Sheets, Bay Laurel, Denali, and Doves and Serpents. All he does is try to take what he finds interesting and get it down the best he can, and that's as pretentious as his Why I Write Poetry blurb is going to get. Kris recommends donating to the White Bird Clinic.
which led me to wonder what would have happened if Gerald Ford and Bob Dole and Ronald Reagan came out in sparkly polyester and started two-stepping in time with the trumpet players