Three Wrestling Matches

1
Second Life Vs James Joyce

do you marry? do you have 20 digital children and feed them digital jesuit blueberries?
the variety of opportunities Second Wake provides
liverrun past cleave and avatar Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker HCE 
is not exactly intended for the average reader: 
A day of dappled seaborne what who wot? 
A way a lone a machine a long the Second Life 
is not a classic very much so! A theatrocrass, 
A way of wrappled wee-borne again clouds, 
from snerve of snore and blend of blay a bio-lion
boullion active users still log on and inhabit the world of 
architectotoptolofticalisticish C++ 
every month was I who what? Hobble-day-chips. 
HCE or ECH or Humphred Chimpded Ear-Larger 
accused of indecency in a long population of Second Life 
has been relatively stable where Catholics are pathopricks 
Christians are gristians 
ex nihilo is ex nickel-eelho 
the population of Second Life has been relatively fabled 
for a number of years. 
Finnegans Wake will make you unstable, Mabel. 
She sideslipped a gap in the Devil's glen while Sally but all said, 
her/his nurse was sound asleep in the slushy sloot and 
veevee vievie vell over a chppillway before she/he found her 
pride and lay and hawthorns blushing and looking askance 
and all the pinkler prophelts cohaleeth? 
The best part is you get to wake up twice.

 


 

2
Ms. Pacman Vs Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is difficult to refrain from relief of 
irony, the luxury of Pac-Man 
contempt when surveying the mess 
meek hands Ms. Pac-Man will have 
you running ragged! But Dostoevsky of 
course realized this video 
controller would tarnation standards 
sturdy inevitably balk before the 
perpetration of murder a la pellet. Ms. PacManikov 
is the greatest Pac Man game 
created. young man did accept the absurd 
ideas which turned neurotic Raskolnikov's 
Kropotkin very aptly remarks: Behind 
Raskolnikov, one feels pushbutton
rapid fire game over ideas. precipice of 
that temptation to axe we 
presume rhymed by the 
landlady's pellet munchers. 
It's all here: ghastly 
ghosts, bouncing 
fruit, cute intermission cartoons, 
obedient tentacles guided by the bloated 
octopus of the state.
that fiery fanciful free thing 
— literature. It is a smoother game than 
original Pacnikov Man. 
It's all here: troubling 
haircuts, raunchy slavic knobs. 
Thus Raskolnikov declared 
Newton and garlicked great Pac-Man Maze 
Madness to totally 
drive you ape

 


 

3
Frogger Vs Don Delillo 

One hopped, 
the other shopped

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David Moscovich

David Moscovich (it/its) is the Romanian-American author of four novels: You Are Make Very Important Bathtime, LIFE+70[Redacted], Blink if You Love Me, and Manhattan Other. Workday [CAPTCHA Poems] will be released by BlazeVOX in 2025. Moscovich runs Louffa Press, a small press publisher of chapbooks and artist books. He recommends PEN America.