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Hollywood Is Gonna Fuck You
A Chorus

And it's gonna hurt and suck.
And it's not gonna give a fuck.
And you'll feel ashamed and battered. 
And you'll wish that you were dead.
And Hollywood is gonna fuck you in yo' head!
And it won't use a condom when it does.
And you'll end up pregnant with regret.
And your body will be wracked with disease.
And true colors will show, in soulless black and white.
And you'll be left blind, dumb and Godless.
And you'll fight with a vengeance.
And Hollywood is a bitch who loses your number.
And he will never call you back.