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If I Were...

If I were wiser,
I would get out
Of this diablo car,
Walk home and talk 
To God along the way.
I am giving you
And giving you
A saintly hand job
While you drive around town.
I must go down
On Santa Monica Boulevard.
You bump and grind
Until you find
Your favorite song 
On the radio.
You wipe my chin
Of your Latin sin
And sing to me in Spanish.

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