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Zoot She was good. She was, she was good. I don't think it was necessary for life to have her on like that. Like, you know, you're reading a joke out of a book, and you're on the last paragraph before the punch line. But not the paragraph Of the punch line. Yeah. She was good. Yeah. She was. I'm going to have to go to the store. You went to the store. I went to the store Sunday. Today is Saturday. You're kidding me. Don't show me that. I'm off from work. I know it's I need five dollars. You always need five dollars. Not when I need ten. Is that supposed to be funny? What's the matter with you? I don't think I'd ever like to end up on that page. I'd rather be on page two or three, but when they stick you in with all the other people. I mean, of course they don't put the tramps and the Hooters girls and stuff in there, but you could be next to I don't know the first guy to do air flight simulation or something stupid, 87 years old. How would they know who you What are you doing? I need five. They're going to close at WE DON'T NEED ANY FOOD! Just because I said the store doesn't Mean food. Your I'm sorry. Your prescription. I'm sorry. I want to live forever. I want to be a kid and not worry, win some money. I want to see stones by the water and not think when I'm looking down what Time it is. I blew a speaker today. You didn't. I was there! I'm sorry. Know anybody that I'm pregnant. God!! How did That happen? You were there. Don't get smart!!! Oh, God that's all we need. Are you sure? Is it too late? For what? My insulin. It's a needle. We could You've got to be joking!! I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm Jeez. Can I have five dollars? I bought the new Green Mile book.
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