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Cultural Evolution: Bulletin #1 Welcome to our state of perpetual emergency where a poisonous fish in Japan becomes a Seattle delicacy, where time itself is 13.7 billion years old and our universe is condemned to expand forever while 99% of what we know is dark energy and matter where it's the thirteenth friggin month in the New Era of a very cold cosmic winter mainly because the Thought Police have mutated into Morals Police creating the Office of Homeland Paternity to protect us by sparing no expense to drive out the mojo horrific under the bed evil new devil boogey man whose taken an interest in ravishing our souls. Accordingly, all intellectual avenues are blocked except for a price of course, while temperatures hover around the freezing of all meaningful discourse cuz censorship has been imposed in all major cities where the only glitch in the system is individuality itself as our cups spillith over with bad times warmed over while we stumble through our own personal dark holes of Calcutta praying for the promised good times to come. The new rules are easy to memorize, in fact are designed to help us hitch up our get along skills and go with the program forbidding mention in polite public conversation of the politically incorrect like kissing, religion, insanity, homosexuality, bodily functions, meteorology, chewing gum, spitting in the streets, dogs doing it in the streets, flipping cig. butts, wearing shorts, high heels and or split skirts. For your convenience bulletin number two will be posted in all public restrooms soon so that when you sit down you'll have something to read. Hey, isn't literacy wonderful and aren't you glad you have a Big Brother?
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