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I Act Like a Chimpanzee and Howl Like a Motherfucker He addressees me, "Whass happeening mi amigo," with that silly ass Mexican accent and calls me Pancho. I play chimpanzee, 'cause now I got kids, so I take the fucking blows, scratch my head, jump around, and howl like a motherfucker. He laughs, I laugh, we all goddamn laugh. But then, but then, he starts with that joke, "Got a naked photo of your wife?" "Why?" "Because if you don't, I have one in my wallet." Dumb fuck, what is this shit? Can't stand the thought of a Norse woman with a hard Aztec dick up her yin, buried deep in his past, cleaving, becoming one -- no shit! No way! No how! "So tell me," I begin, "why do German women like brown dick so much?" "What the hell." "You know ... German women ... like my women and your wife." "What are you talking about?" I grab my crotch and grin. "You fuck!" . "That's right," I say, "all night." and snicker. "I won't forget this, you ass," he growls and disappears into his office. When pay raises come, I ain't getting one ... shit. But if he only knew of the immense sadness in my belly, because he's a giving and caring guy who adores his family. I respect that, 'cause I'm a big time mi familia guy; and more than once, he's helped people out of financial crises. Shit, once he loaned me $3000.00 interest free, but I guess he just don't like Meskins fucking White women. If he only knew, I sat in a field with a thousand stalks of corn, waited for the stars, and in the night, the cosmos' dark daggers shredded my heart, and I hung naked on the North star, and wept like a bitch. If he only knew. If he only knew, I'm sure he'd get a kick out of it, die laughing, and maybe call me a beeaatch, then he'd probably give me a raise ... I think ... If he only knew.
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