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Iím so full of shit.
If I tried to talk anymore shit,
I would have to vomit first.
I could talk shit all day.
Sometimes two, three times a day.
I love talking shit.
I canít be any clearer than that.
I love talking shit.
I could talk shit anywhere.
I canít even go into bars anymore
Because I talk so much shit.
They say, we know how much you love talking shit
But you canít come in here talking shit.
Damn I want to talk some shit!
I love to talk shit.
I never pass up the opportunity
To talk some shit.
Iíll punch some ass to talk shit.
I want to talk shit.
Iím gonna talk some shit.

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