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Responding to Timothy Liu's The Size of It I admit that my penis is of average length but I don't feel Inadequate about it. I don't go into public toilets, stand at the urinals to study Menís dicks And compare them to my own shlonge wishing I had a few more Inches. I realize I will not be called in to do porno films or sex scenes with Sharon Stone. And if Jeff Stryker took one look at me, he'd laugh and say, Are you kidding, who is this guy? But who needs a cock the size of Texas? I'm perfectly fine With the size of mine. It's easier to manage. No tangles. I haven't had any Complaints from sex partners. As a matter of fact, I've been complemented On my penis On many occasions. I've been with some men with a taco size prick And it takes Them forever to come. I guess the longer the dong, the longer it Takes spunk to Travel down the slope of their urethra. I don't spend hours naked looking At my cock in dressing rooms Or comparing my genitalia to more professional ones from some Penny's catalog. If you're so insecure about it, why don't you Order one of those vacuums they're always advertising in the back of Skin mags? I hear it's fucking painful but after a few Weeks, you see miraculous results. But oh, youíve tried that and nothing. Should sue their asses for false advertising or something. Try stretching it out for an hr before breakfast every morning. I saw a guy on National Geographic tie his dick around a set of barbells And left them off the ground. I crossed my legs for his pain. I saw a hole the size of a quarter drilled in one One of the bathrooms where I used to go to college. Above it, in red permanent marker, it read, Chinese Glory hole. I said to myself, "What asshole, ignorant fuck Would write that shit" This, after I had gone down on Trent, a very attractive Asian dude who was about to get his degree in Business any minute. Look, Tim, I've been with some guys who only want me cuz They think I have a big cock, but I prove them wrong by Pulling it out to make them look like even bigger jackasses. All I know is, I'm happy with what I got And don't regret one inch of who I am. You shouldn't either.
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