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Orichalcum "Ladies and Gentlemen, for your enjoyment I present the pinnacle of human artistry. This woman here before you, a creation of dedication to art and beauty, the adoptive child of our world's greatest musicians, a human being with music, the universal language, woven into her very being, this woman here is the closest we will ever come to a platonic ideal. Dear audience she is here to perform in concert for the first time, to finally ignite a lifetime's worth of passion and knowledge in glorious song; song that has been crafted by the most renowned of poets and composers. Ladies and Gentlemen, this moment is the culmination of humanity's artistic aspirations. Ladies and Gentlemen this, this I present to you." With that the woman closed her eyes and inhaled as the MC removed a pistol from his coat and fired a single bullet into her head sending bits of brain and bone across the stage. The woman fell to the ground and we stood in applause.
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