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Offensive Halfwit

when I was about 6
I told my father
who had a deeply
cruel sense of humor
that I wanted to
play football

dad said that was great
and he knew the perfect
position for me
he said I was
a natural

there's no shortage
of irony here
but I won't insult
your intelligence
by pointing it out

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