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More Worthless Advice

How to get the ants
out of your kitchen:

First, clean and
disinfect everything
wash all those damn
dishes and put
something down the
disposal to get the
funk out

Then, determine their
point of entry and
set out a bait trap
or three

Wait a couple of days
and then squash a
bunch of them with
your thumb

Next, make a bunch of
tiny, ant-sized crosses
and nail all those ant
corpses to them

place them all at
strategic intervals
as a warning
to the others
sort of like in
Planet of the Apes

set the place on fire

and if that doesn't work
(or, I guess, even if it does)

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