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If nothing really matters, then everything matters equally And this pile of shit left out on the lawn Is worth as much as the Mona Lisa or the Empire State Building. If I were to tear this blank sheet of paper I would be as destructive as if I tore the manuscript for Hamlet or the 28 million dollar first appearance of Batman. If politics doesn't matter then My life is worth a king's ransom which is equal to the shit sitting on the lawn.