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Hit and Run

If you're going to shoot me,
at least fuck me first.

Hey, it's not like we just met.
You've expressed interest
at least a few times, if I'm not mistaken.

I would enjoy it,
especially if it was the last
lay I would ever get,
from you or anyone,
at least in this world.

So, friend of friends,
kill me if that's what it takes
to get me into bed.
But please don't come around 
to my funeral
acting sad;
at least give me a pat on the ass.

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