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The Aunt That Ate Milwaukee

Hey
I know she's my aunt but she was hot man
And she was fifty feet tall
Listen to me
She was fifty feet tall
And a fox

My aunt was real mad
And mom was freakin
Cause there was this guy
Who lives over on Elm Road
And . . .
Well you know

Anyway she went after him
And my mom and I
Followed in our mini-van
My aunt didn't hit a single power line
And she didn't kick over anything
And the whole time my mom is yelling
Out the window
But who could hear her over all the noise
You know the sirens and stuff

Anyway when we got to Elm
He was standing outside his house
I guess he just didn't believe it
Idiot
My fifty foot aunt
She stomped his ass

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