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The Bunny Ate the Basket

Chris missed another
Day of work -
So no Easter basket.
He told his daughter
There was no bunny.
But he still believes
In the jolly Santa Claus
Of an easy woman's ass
And the whiskey tooth fairy.
On Good Friday,
They'll color some
Imaginary eggs, then
Break open the shells.
He'll tell her to
Be very careful -
Shells can be sharp.
Anyhow, his ex-wife
Got full custody of
The yolks and whites.