Unlikely 2.0


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Editors' Notes

Maria Damon and Michelle Greenblatt
Jim Leftwich and Michelle Greenblatt
Sheila E. Murphy and Michelle Greenblatt

A Visual Conversation on Michelle Greenblatt's ASHES AND SEEDS with Stephen Harrison, Monika Mori | MOO, Jonathan Penton and Michelle Greenblatt

Letters for Michelle: with work by Jukka-Pekka Kervinen, Jeffrey Side, Larry Goodell, mark hartenbach, Charles J. Butler, Alexandria Bryan and Brian Kovich

Visual Poetry by Reed Altemus
Poetry by Glen Armstrong
Poetry by Lana Bella
A Eulogic Poem by John M. Bennett
Elegic Poetry by John M. Bennett
Poetry by Wendy Taylor Carlisle
A Eulogy by Vincent A. Cellucci
Poetry by Vincent A. Cellucci
Poetry by Joel Chace
A Spoken Word Poem and Visual Art by K.R. Copeland
A Eulogy by Alan Fyfe
Poetry by Win Harms
Poetry by Carolyn Hembree
Poetry by Cindy Hochman
A Eulogy by Steffen Horstmann
A Eulogic Poem by Dylan Krieger
An Elegic Poem by Dylan Krieger
Visual Art by Donna Kuhn
Poetry by Louise Landes Levi
Poetry by Jim Lineberger
Poetry by Dennis Mahagin
Poetry by Peter Marra
A Eulogy by Frankie Metro
A Song by Alexis Moon and Jonathan Penton
Poetry by Jay Passer
A Eulogy by Jonathan Penton
Visual Poetry by Anne Elezabeth Pluto and Bryson Dean-Gauthier
Visual Art by Marthe Reed
A Eulogy by Gabriel Ricard
Poetry by Alison Ross
A Short Movie by Bernd Sauermann
Poetry by Christopher Shipman
A Spoken Word Poem by Larissa Shmailo
A Eulogic Poem by Jay Sizemore
Elegic Poetry by Jay Sizemore
Poetry by Felino A. Soriano
Visual Art by Jamie Stoneman
Poetry by Ray Succre
Poetry by Yuriy Tarnawsky
A Song by Marc Vincenz


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Good Sex Illustrated
by Joseph Cooper

When Dynamo left home he bottled his family
             and tried selling them to Warner Brothers
                          for Dynamite.

Dynamo dated a woman who charged him for sex and raped
             him so often his cock crawled with scabs
                          and spurted blood.
For Halloween Dynamo glued pumpkin seeds
             to his naked body and went as
             Johnny Pumpkin seed.

He was so embarrassed he made Margaret remove
             his teeth his fingernails his hair                        and boil
                                       a tub of pumpkin bisque.

Dynamo opened a morgue thinking it lucrative.
             He collected every tear dropped
                          and sold them to father for
                                       a dollar a tear.
             This is the story of the ghost.
"I'm handing you this gun."
"What are you defending?"
"Between ghosts and subject matter," Father yelled
             before beckoning Mother to the garage
             bellowing, "choose glass or the rake!"
                                       "Bellicose!" Mother yelled.

"Watching is harder than being," whispered Dynamo.

Margaret opened her journal confessing Dynamo.

Father filled an ice tray with tears and froze it.

Mother checked Margaret's vagina for loose change.
             "This is how you check a bitch."
Dynamo worked nights attempting to recreate Lucy.

Dynamo darted room to room writing PROTAGONIST on
every wall so no one forgot. Mother made him brush his teeth
with piss. Margaret snuck into his room at night and tongued his
gums. Father smelled the foul stench of his sweaty buttocks.
Lucy called from a light socket, "You've come so close!"

Dynamo folded her panties into birds and placed his used
                          condoms between their beaks
                                                    and sent them off.
They poured the panting semen over fireflies
                          flickering nicks of licorice in neat streams.
                                                    "Isn't it a lovely night?"
                                       Lucy returns phantasmagoric.
"I'm in love with her and there's nothing you can do about it!"
                                       "I can build her a tiny box that expands and contracts
                                                 until her body shits and screams, clawing,
                                                            wailing, needing, vulnerably
                                                                      seizing her life.
                                                                            Try me."
                                                            "I'll drown her in the bath!"
Dynamo was never like the others.
Mother used to remind him of his loneliness.
                          "The rooster teaches everyone how to touch
                                       themselves."
                          The cock says touch yourself, Margaret."
Margaret hesitated, shoving
                                       Lucy's ponytail back between her legs.
"I didn't come laughing out of the womb, you know?"
Father removed his eyeballs at the very sight of Dynamo.
             "We spend way too much money
                                       on ocular restoration."
                          Margaret vomited into the cock-
                                                                 tail sauce and is forced
                                                                              to finish.
Mother milked her own tits. "Now we have plenty for you daddy."
Dynamo took up the violin
                                                    and could not keep his fingers off it.

Dynamo wanted to become a ventriloquist and traded
             his violin for Charlie McCarthy.
When he realized his chest was hollow, he crawled inside
                          wept and fibrillated.
"I cannot wait to properly age, to crawl inside
             the elderly and spasm with wisdom."
"What things we'll make them do, what people
                          they'll become with guns for bones."
Two stood parallel breached with liquor.
                          "I sharpened my teeth into apparitions."
             "I've been looking for some new deadly
attacks and you've not yet earned                    my submission."
Father curdled in the corner as
                          Dynamo raised the bat.
Mother decomposed and Margaret found her way into a closet.
"Where is my complimentary altruist?" "Gone." "Gone where?"
Father wore a lampshade during the ceremony.
Dynamo and Lucy were married by the river
             beside a crow and a turkey vulture.
                          When crow pecked at Lucy's heart
             clear dead flesh, a slack and sultry organ.
"Kiss the bride," cried the turkey vulture.
"We have business with her bones."
Dynamo leaned fondly in, as Lucy's tongue
             dragged him inside her,
                                                                 where he waited in her bowels.


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Joseph Cooper is currently writing in Buffalo, NY. He is the author of Autobiography of a Stutterer (BlazeVox 2007), TOUCH ME (BlazeVox 2009), Memory/Incision (Dusie 2007), from Autobiography of a Stutterer (Big Game Books 2007) ,and Insuring the Wicker Man Shadow Created Delusion co-authored with Jared Hayes (Hot Whiskey 2005). He is the 2009 winner of the Equinox Chapbook Award from Fact-Simile Editions. His work has appeared in numerous journals including The Ash Anthology, Breadcrumb Scabs, Counterexample poetics: Assemblage of Experimental Artistry, Bombay Gin, Brown Bagazine, Sentence: a Journal of Prose Poetics, Sex and Murder, Source Material: A Journal of Appropriated Text, and Sous Rature.