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Hyper-Regularity when i was four years old my favorite breakfast cereal was raisin bran, smothered under "two scoops" of refined white sugar. hyper-regularity - one time when i was running a fever my mommy ran me to the hospital. doctor and nurses crowded around the gurney on which i lay face down naked, and they shoved a thermometer up my ass. an interesting sensation not altogether unpleasant, i shit on them. one of the nurses fetched napkins and latex gloves to remove each individual turd that emerged from my intruded upon asshole while my mother watched, face blanched with embarrassment. me? i wasn't embarrassed. i was bored.
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