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weíve got all these dogs. have had them for years. i spend much of my time honing my shit scooping skills. iíve become quite good at it. i can scoop a turd with a shovel in one hand, holding the bag open with the other, nursing a vicious hangover without getting so much as a dirty finger or even a foul whiff. and then she goes and brings home a bunch of chickens. theyíre quite a different species really than dogs are you know. feathers, not hair, beaks not lips and snouts. iíve looked closely chickens donít have lips. mark that down as a fact. and the feces is altogether a different beast. at last! a challenge!
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