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Warning Signs
 
Who wants a rhino horn?
 
It's...
... just a giant toenail.
 
And...
it's only exotic
because it grows on the head.
 
If you want a real aphrodisiac,
eat your OWN toenails...
 
You know where they've been
and you KNOW they haven't
 
been up some animal's butt.
 
There's nothing worse
 
than someone's breath
 
smelling
 
like
 
shit!

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