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Let's see that dick.
Watch you take a leak so to speak.
Step back a little. I can't see it with you
standing up so close in the mouth of the urinal.
Fold the flaps of your pants back.
Don't use your hand like a crutch
to hold it up.
Let it hang on its own committing
sun drenched streams of gorgeous
Be sure to massage it a little to get
out all the piss. Shake it more than once
you're playing with it. Did you know that?
Wait, don't tuck it in yet, don't zip up your fly
I'm almost there,  I'm about to shoot a load.
I haven't jerked off all day man.
Twenty more seconds. Come on dude,

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