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I saw a man with no hands-- He could shave his beard With only his feetÖ And I became afraid That if I lost my hands, My beard would grow thick- My hair would go uncombed- Iíd live off delivery Chinese, That I ordered dialing a phone With my nose. So I took the butcher knife And chopped off my left hand- Just to be sure Iíd be all right I didnít make plans for the right hand- And itís interesting- Your right hand Absolutely refuses to cut itself off.
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