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Coyote v Acme The Acme Co. had better hope that Wile E. Coyote never consults a lawyer. I'm no legal expert but it would seem to me that he has the grounds for one hell of a lawsuit. We're talking gazillions. If only the coyote was real and was a person, with full legal rights, instead of a dumb coyote, then the lawyers would be jammed like sardines, albiet rabid sardines, around his intensive care bed. Then, if I went in there with a movie camera, I could get some world-class nature footage, of the kind that would make those Great White sharks look like a bunch of swishing pantywaists. While Wile E. And Wile E.'s crack legal team bankrupted Acme the greedy sons-of-bitches.
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