An Epic Five-Part Mini-Series

Part I: Against All They’d Been Taught

Captain Mike strode the rows, crowing, “You are not here to complain, correct, or critique.”

Todd, tugging at his starchy conscript duds, felt exactly like a prisoner from medieval times.

“The purpose of this program is to LISTEN.” Captain Mike stopped in front of a recruit to tweak his earlobe. “Absorb. Reflect. Understand where your privileged perspective comes up short.”

The recruit, a skinny, sallow-faced man, drew fingers into his palms.

“But—and this goes against everything you’ve been taught as Americans—you need to keep your darn mouth shut!”

Greg elbowed Todd, grumbling, “Free speech.”

Captain Mike turned, scanning the room for the guilty party. Fortunately, Todd had not yet begun to nod.

During the Country Overview that afternoon, Captain Bill asked, “Could somebody please show us where we’re at?”

The first volunteer pointed hesitatingly at the map.

“You’re warm. Same planet!”

Twelve poor plebes failed before Nicole nailed it—more or less.

In the evening, recruits were forced to watch a long video in which these people talked about people they knew who’d been murdered by their own government. By rebel factions. Even neighbors. They had to listen about food shortages, diseases, infant mortality rates. Afterward, Greg said he thought it all was a bit much.

Captain Mike sighed. “Are you trying to make trouble?”

Greg mouthed, “Maybe?”

Days passed in similar fashion: grim historical context, graphic stories that defied credulity. Each night, Todd’s bunkmate Pete declared LISTENAMERICA “totally unconstitutional.”

During Week Two’s Study Hall, Todd tried to draft his reflection. He wrote, “These people are . . .” Frustrated, he looked up, meeting Nicole’s starry eyes. She winked and angled her screen, which read “WE’RE #1! The End.”

Up front, Captain Bill wrote “Facts matter” on the board. Todd nodded at Nicole, whose smile did not lie.





Michael Cocchiarale

Michael Cocchiarale is the author of the novel None of the Above (Unsolicited, 2019) and two short story collections--Here Is Ware (Fomite, 2018) and Still Time (Fomite, 2012). His creative work appears online as well, in journals such as Fictive Dream, South Florida Poetry Review, The Disappointed Housewife, and Fiction Kitchen Berlin. Michael recommends Philabundance.


Edited for Unlikely by Jonathan Penton, Editor-in-Chief
Last revised on Sunday, August 21, 2022 - 22:24