Enter the literary world of Clint Venezuela, where his narrator, John Dumbfuck, moves through the dangerous world of silverfish in the head, M&Ms that spell out great literary works, cannibalistic female celebrities, Gregor Samsa (to whom it keeps happening), and the ever-present tale of The Kafka Effect. That's before we even begin to talk about the supporting characters, all of whom are as unpredictable as our crazed narrator himself. If this is comedy, g-d must be the one laughing.
Drop Clint a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Keith's works here at Unlikely Stories are:
The Crusty-Looking Man on the Bus
Christina Aguilera Ate My Left Testicle
Andy Kaufman's Nostrils