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pride & prejudice a rhetorically subversive intertextual study 1 I wonder whether Fitzwilliam Darcy wanked off visualising Lizís bobbling, cascading midriff- disdainful of how he might otherwise lower himself to fuck her like common fodder 2 I wonder whether Miss Elizabeth Bennet sat in her bedroom with her sister Jane discussing penis sizes & syphilis amongst the aristocracy- after a quick history lesson on the widespread use of prostitutes, servants- both male & female, farm animals etc- would she prefer to marry some one untainted rather than for love? 3 I wonder whether Austen died a virgin or was duped by some slippery villain- would her heroines today be as headstrong? as straight? as elitist? would their cunts be as articulate as their tongues in conveying passion?
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