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walking down the street, he met another.
"HOF GOIN WINDOOOO LULJ CRRACK AKKC JU GS J GOI IN  ING
"SILVVR FITSHIO YOU FISHF GOUR IF OTP OPT TISS ISS IVI
face falling eyes upturned look the gutter roadside raccoon tales waver in the disappointed dawn
thumbs rubbered teeth arm dragged up shout the lamp sticking out of the side of the wall head
drawn out of the dumpster voice hoot holding a chunk of ice cars drive by on their sides the
light bulbs hung in mid air burst rain did i dawn small white insects fingers drag the 
hair down the face he found a cunt growing on the side of the building and rammed his hips into
it harmful problem no then put a wedding ring on the clit and when he woke up his pants were down
at his knees and his cock had been severed. the person he had met on the street was nowhere seen.
he sotted up his pants it fell down to his ankles he picked up his cock and wandered up to appear
spmn on the street
"WANT T! O BUYn MY COCK 17 DOLRA
"NO
"16 DOLLARS
"CAR HINGE
he waddled bleeding and puffing smoke with all acorns shoved into all his tiny wounds and into a
building where he slammed his bleeding cock down on the counter it jerked in aspansm spasm.
"I WILL TRADE YOU MY SEVERED COCK FOR A CAN OF SPAM
"17 DOLLARS FOR MY SEVERED COCK 
"3 DOLLARS PRZEL BUMPER ROAD MY COCK SID FF JO
the man at the counter placed a bent cigar on the counter and he collected his cock, the bent cigar,
and left the store running around in traffic screaming for someone to buy his cock with his pants at
his ankles piss and blood drooling out of his groinal wound wavering the severed cock over his head
blood droplets his face until three men picked him up and threw him into the harbor where he shoved
his cock into his mouth and doggy paddled to shore spitting his cock on a woman asleep on the beach.
she woke up and looked at the palm of her hand
"WANT TO BUY MY SEVE! RED COCK FOR FIVE DOLLARS
he stepped on a shell 


he had decided to become a poet
he let his father buttfuck him
in the back of his car
started smoking
getting angry at trifles
breaking bottles with his skull
all alone in the piss woods
long before morning
he found a small child 
and cut off some of his own hair
gluing it above the child's 
hairless pubic bone
and then sucked on the tiny
cream colored dick with
his giant dented skull
amazed he wrote a poem
going home to smash
his foot with a hammer
walked to las vegas
with a steel drum of whisky
slung over his bent back
a copy of bukowski in his pocket
drinking at night 
next to maligned torsos 
clutched at the dust road
getting into fights as he
slipped his erect cock 
being refused grumble
making his way to las vegas
and got a job 
banging his head against a wall
for minimum wage
the cheapest room he could find
made out the chrome skin dead cars 
spending all his money on drugs
injecting heroin into his cock
prostitutes shoving his grimy foot
into peppered wide cunts
she opened her dress and
saw her cunt amazed
wrote a poem 
met another poet who showed him
a small boys severed cock
in a small velvet jewelry box
giggling and sprinkling salt on it
fuck a little boy ass
killed a balding woman
found limping down the side of the road
with sausage colored skin
a speech impediment
amazed write a poem
published by a few porn mags
under ground pulp mags
lost his mind and stood
outside a bank shrieking
I AM POET DRINK BEER 
tearing pages out of the daily paper
handing them out to people
claiming was his poetry
then goes into gas station
buying a lottery ticket
there is much love
in the open sentence
which describes many fleeting
fragmented ideas
than in the sentence
expression one clear thought
or idea
take a phrase spoken by a person
re arrange the words
add letters omit letters
misspell to find the absurd music
i was walking around in a hardware store staring blankly at shelves immersed in stonedness and music
when i was accosted by a man who came from a room with a white door.
"DONT YOU KNOW THE RIDDLE OF THE LIGHTBULB
"THE RIDDLE OF THE LIGHTBULB
he handed me a burnt out lightbulb and chased me out the store patting my ass with a broom. i stood
behind the store rolling the lightbulb around in my hands. i tapped the lightbulb against the wall.
i put the lightbulb in my mouth. i put the lightbulb in my ear. i put the lightbulb on the ground 
and walked in circles around it. i licked the lightbulb. i looked up and opened my mouth. i put my 
finger in an old can. placed the palm of my hand on the side of a car. i smashed the lightbunb against
the ground. what the fuck was the riddle of the lightbulb?
he had be wandering upset around his city for hours, after stubbing his toe and having a frenzy of
anger, violent beat his hands and feet against the ground and forget his name, stuff his thumb in the
ground screaming his adams apple pockets heavy full of pennies
"STOB TOE IF GO STUB GOING ACK IF AH J
he was upset and furious, and ran around yanking his hair out and kicking his ankles together. pennies
fell out of his pocket and clattered on the pavement. he was in a cemetery, and saw an open coffin
next to four empty chairs. sitting in one of the chairs exhausted forgotten where is he lived smoking
a cigarette and decided to lay in the open coffin. he stubbed his toe. he laid in the coffin and
fell asleep. when he awoke he had been buried. he banged his hands
and head against the top of the coffin. he was then very upset someone had mistaken him for a corpse
buried him alive. he masturbated before his air supply ran out.

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